nostrangerer (wrayb) wrote,
nostrangerer
wrayb

dang, how did Santa know all that?

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In July I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In October I pulled over and changed rcondon's flat tire (15 points). Last Thursday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Saturday I put gum in outofstep's hair (-12 points). Last Wednesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-702 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
wrayb

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